What day is it???

So you know you are unemployed when you meet the following criteria. (I do start a job Monday, so no need to send charity checks....I will, however, accept donations towards debt.)
1. your best friend calls and you have to ask what day it is, and when you guess, you guess wrong.
2. your spare time is spent constructing a giant hoola hoop.... I still believe this was a good decision.
3. you use your last 14 cents (I seriously mean last 14 even after going through my car, house, old jackets) to get an iced yerba mate...at least I have priorities.
4. you have a fake tattoo of the new belgium logo on your forearm
Yes, it seems rough being unemployed, and any day now destiny is going to get off its ass.

1 Comments:
Good thing we're getting some cash this weekend to pass out jelly beans to triathalon participants . . . if only every job were that easy.
And I agree--you spent the fourteen cents well.
I have some pennies in a jar in my room. I think we need to use them to construct a new and improved giant hula hoop. It's a necessity for the camping trip.
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